Joel's gone craft crazy!
After making a candleholder from popsicle sticks, yarn and glitter at a recent workshop for 'tards, Joel has fully embraced the world of craftmaking. He recently told his manager that crafts is a close second to eating dick as his favorite pastime.
Spending thousands at the nearby Joann Fabrics store, Joel has full-heartedly thrust himself into cross stitching, patchwork, scrapbooking, crochet, knitting, haberdashery, beadwork, quilting, swallowing cock, shell decorating, card making, paper making, bookbinding, jewelry making, wood sculpture, ironwork, papier maché, candle making, pottery, soap making, polymer claywork, bouquet arrangement, miniature work, sweater embroidery, and napkin folding.
But he has utterly refused to try his hand at wreathmaking. He said that's for pussies.
(pictured above, the greatest photo of all time)
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