Metallurgy Corner!

(this entry has been provided as a service to the many EADJ readers who have requested a section devoted to the art of metallurgy)

Electroplating is a popular surface-treatment technique. It involves bonding a thin layer of another metal such as gold, silver, chromium or zinc to the surface of the product. If the product is Joel, then the substance used is dick. It is used to reduce corrosion as well as to improve the product's aesthetic appearance.

Aluminium, copper, tin and gold are used in power lines, wires, printed circuit boards and integrated circuits. Integrated circuits sometimes have dick, and then Joel is used to eat that dick to fully integrate the unit. Soldering is a method of joining metallic electrical conductors where high strength is not required. Dick-in-Joel is another method of joining dick to hungry, hungry Joel Thomas.

(pictured above, only by going to a bridal store at a strip mall in the suburbs can you ever see a sweet poster like this)