Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• "Magnum P.I., The Reboot Reboot"

• "A Pinch of Ass"

• "Scurry"

• "Adventures in Botulism"

• "Incarcerated Scarfaces"

• "BULLET! The PowerPoint Documentary"

• "Valley Elderly Lady" starring Moon Unit Zappa

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• "All the Dumb Characters In Sitcoms, Now In One Big Dumb Sitcom"

• "FBI: Potatoes"

• "Magic: The Gathering: The Movie: The Series"

• "Two In the Pink"

• "New Jersey Astronauts: To Infinity and Bayonne!"

• "Realistic Lesbians of Cell Block C"

What The Shit

I got this random text from a Peter. And I kind of want to see the print options now.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Death, taxes, and the last panel being a remote oil rig.

Wait. How did his laptop turn into a desktop computer?

Let's Run A Greasy Comb Through The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew Gall via email:

"I have no idea who this is."

DIDDEL & DIDDEL.

Have I Found Her?

Way, way back in April 2007, I found this random photo developed along with my own at a CVS:


Fast forward five years to the American Airlines Admiral's Club in St. Louis. And after I've had six beers. Mein Gott, I think I've spotted her!





Chalk it up to my photographic memory and devotion to this blog. Or either attribute it to my drunk ass sadly surfing my own blog at an airport. But you have to admit, there is a resemblance. Why she would keep the same hairstyle after 5 years doesn't make a lot of sense, but hell, I've done it.

Some would point out that the girl at the airport doesn't have that birthmark on her left cheek like the girl in the photo. But she easily could've had that removed with laser surgery or a pen knife.


I dunno. I'm pretty convinced I could work for the FBI.

So I Saw This At Walgreen's

This is my most favorite thing that I've posted this year.

Hey, What The

Spotted at a specialty tile store in Jersey (don't ask), a children's soccer school's display, which looks normal at first...


...until you realize that the designer sneaked in some random dude's head onto one of the children:



I'm assuming that guy is either the designer's friend or sworn enemy.

More Randomness From That Store

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EADJ Presents: Project Fountain

At the Old Bridge Deli upstairs dining area, in addition to building some seriously random business conference rooms, the owners have seen fit to decorate with a lot of random shit. I think what they're going for is rustic and oriental, but it looks like Mr. Miyagi's yard sale.




So this week we at EADJ decided to add to the randomness a little bit in something we call Project Fountain. Every day this week we will swing by the ol' fountain and drop off a new friend.




Figure 1 will be President Richard M. Nixon's disembodied head, as seen in the Fox cartoon "Futurama."






Stay tuned as the week continues to see how many new friends we can add to the fountain! Viva La Project Fountain!

**BARKING NEWS**

(AP) The EADJ West offices in Seattle have been halted by a blackoout, sources say.

"Our whole office just had a power outage," said cub EADJ reporter Andrew Gall, "I said fuck it and went home."

More on the blackout crisis as it becomes available.

(pictured above, a just-now-developed shot of Brad Harvey and David Estoye goofing around back in Cramer-Krasselt, an apparent homage to THE GREATEST PHOTO EVER TAKEN:

Thanks, CVS for the Random Dude & Chick.

Early Sunday afternoon, this EADJ reporter developed some photos at the self service kiosk at CVS. Along with the regular photos of sheep intestines and retirement home snuff pics, this photo of a beaming, clean-scrubbed couple came out of the print slot. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?! The digital camera was double checked after theorizing that someone might have borrowed the camera at a bar outing. Nope. The mystery photo even showed up on the Kodak proof sheet at the end of the roll. So somehow this digital orphan was hiding in the kiosk's memory and decided to stow away on my dime.


The plot thickened after the photos were burned to a blank CD, and the photo showed up in the directory with its own title: "WebsitePic.jpg." What website was destined to host this happy duo besides Eat a Dick Joel: The Blog? How can we divine where this website is based on the geography of the CVS and the demographics of the photo's subjects?

First, what we can gather from the photo itself? Well, both people in the photo are pretty good looking. The chick is unquestionably bangable. Her brunette/auburn hair and bluish eyes betray a possibly Irish or Italian background. Her simple-floral-print-shirt-over-tank-top is frustratingly generic, although her Rachel-like hairdo suggests she probably comes from money. The dude is, I can admit it, pretty handsome. He looks in his late 20's to early 30's, although it seems he might be graying on the sides (unless that's just the flash). With an athletic build (with a tragically BLANK generic sweatshirt) and sitting upright with vigor, he seems like a pretty good match for our clingy redhead– a strong shoulder for her to cry on during emotional scenes of "Grey's Anatomy." Unless they're brother and sister, then, eww.


And where are these two? A blank red wall gives us nothing to go by, unless the new Lava looks just like that. The wooden furniture suggests a pub rather than a cheesedick club with striped shirts and the like. The stout-like consistency of the drink in the corner leads us to believe it's a bar that serves micro-brews. The odd shape of the glass confirms this. If anyone has any information that can lead to the identification of this lovely couple, Eat a Dick Joel has offered to buy you a Caffeine Free Diet Coke.

Oh, and Joel eats dick.

He's Crafty, He Eats a Dick

Joel's gone craft crazy!

After making a candleholder from popsicle sticks, yarn and glitter at a recent workshop for 'tards, Joel has fully embraced the world of craftmaking. He recently told his manager that crafts is a close second to eating dick as his favorite pastime.

Spending thousands at the nearby Joann Fabrics store, Joel has full-heartedly thrust himself into cross stitching, patchwork, scrapbooking, crochet, knitting, haberdashery, beadwork, quilting, swallowing cock, shell decorating, card making, paper making, bookbinding, jewelry making, wood sculpture, ironwork, papier maché, candle making, pottery, soap making, polymer claywork, bouquet arrangement, miniature work, sweater embroidery, and napkin folding.

But he has utterly refused to try his hand at wreathmaking. He said that's for pussies.

(pictured above, the greatest photo of all time)