Thursday, February 22, 2007

*****SFVOSP@CVS*****


(the following is a firsthand account from Andrew Gall, who spotted the SFVOSP last night)

The time: approximately 6:20 pm. The place: CVS. The scene: The shorter, fatter version of Scott Peterson waiting to pick up some photos. The weather was unseasonably warm yesterday, and the SFVOSP clearly took notice. He was clad in a short-sleeved plaid shirt, jeans, and had sunglasses atop his head. He looked fairly anxious; perhaps if he had revealed his status as the SFVOSP to the CVS photo technician, perhaps he would have received his photos in a more timely manner. It cannot be known for certain. What is certain is that he is alive, well, and still shorter and fatter. My eyewitness report was corroborated minutes later by Larry Liss, who saw the SFVOSP still waiting. And still being shorter and fatter.

(pictured above, Andrew's own rendering of the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson)

Editor's Note: When asked if he thought it was actually Scott Peterson at first, Andrew said, "No. I knew exactly who it was."

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