Highlights from the "Send Joel to Michelle Branch Charity Concert:"
• Cake sing a Johnny Cash cover, changing the lyrics from "I Walk the Line" to "Joel Eats a Dick."
• 4 Non-Blondes reunite briefly before realizing it was a terrible idea.
• Nicole Kidman comes out to introduce her new husband, Michael Buble.
• Fred Durst delivers six pizzas to the venue, doesn't get tipped.
• Jesus Lizard plays 4 one-word songs. Guess which four words.
• Red Hot Chili Peppers play yet another song that sounds identical to "Under the Bridge."
• Kid Rock pours his hepatitis onto a thirsty crowd.
• Joel joins The Decemberists and Arcade Fire on stage. It's the first time the two bands have ever been booed.
(pictured above, Kelly Marrazza takes it cardboard-style)
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