Submitted by J'Net, actual video of the 2/26 CBS News Weather Broadcast where Maurice DuBois (it means "of wood") and Lonnie Quinn actually reference the "Lonnie Quinn Sleeve-o-meter!"
Fast forward to the end of his forecast at 2:10 if you don't believe me:
(Video no longer available. Dammit.)
Maurice: We'll keep an eye on the sleeve, the jacket, and all that. Lonnie Quinn: That's right. Watch the Sleeve-o-monitor… the Sleeve-o-meter!
Holy shit. That can only mean that CBS 2 News has read the entries about the Lonnie Quinn-dex on EADJ and are referencing THIS VERY BLOG!!!!
No, really. Even if they didn't call it the Lonnie Quinn-dex, a quick Google search of the misnamed "Lonnie Quinn Sleeve-o-meter" showed Eat A Dick Joel as the FIRST SEARCH RESULT.
This is huge. So Lonnie, Maurice, and Kristine, if you are reading this, hi, I'm a really big fan of your newscast, and if one of you would utter the phrase "Eat A Dick Joel" on the air, I'd really appreciate it.
And please tell Alice Gainer I'm sorry I called her a homewrecker.
Remember wealthy freegans: remove your fine mink coat before dumpster diving for cantaloupe rinds and celery stalks.
After making it big, Joe Ryan forgot that the check cashing place in his home town didn't offer valet parking.
Do not attempt to shoot at the giant ghostly,blue-lightning-spouting heads floating above Brooklyn. They are apparently protected by invisible bulletproof glass.
Speaking of floating heads...
Not all men wearing sunglasses are stroking their chins.
And not all men with backwards hats are stroking their chins.
But only ONE MAN stroking his chin doesn't have sunglasses and is wearing a backwards hat!
Perfect. No change necessary.
"Okay, this loft space has potential but is simply lacks light and practial flow. So what we're going to do here is knock out that east wall. This will open up this entire space and still leave the north wall with plenty of storage and shelving. Don't worry- that wasn't a load-bearing wall. Remember, this was converted warehouse space! See, now isn't this much better? This has been Shell's Creative Spaces, brought to you by HGTV and Alberta Television!"
Probably one thing you don't want to affiliate yourself with is Mel Gibson.
That means you too, Prodigy.
Throw up all the catchers signals you want, but when you're stuck in a hot tub with the moon, hardly anyone will want to help you out.
Yesterday, New Jersey Transit train cars were littered festooned with brochures announcing this year's NJ Transit Survey.
Looks like they've kept the iconic awkward photo from last year. So fans of that photo will be relieved that the visual essence of this pamphlet won't change.
One of you might wonder, how is the new survey brochure different from the previous survey brochure? Well, we'll tell you:
1) Changed starburst from eye-catching orange to camouflage-y white
2) Added ginormous block lettering
3) Added racing stripes (courtesy of West Coast Customs)
4) Either by accident or by design, the "O" in "OF" now circles the pointing hand
5) Changed headline to 8 OUT OF 10 CUSTOMERS RECOMMEND US! headline, thus skewing the whole idea of an impartial survey
6) Changed background color from a vibrant blue to a depressed bruise purple
7) Retained stupid illegible font in URL
8) Retained godawful shit-strip of logos at the bottom
Also, inspired by the recent release of The LEGO Movie, New Jersey Transit recently announced that they are partnering with the Weinstein Company to start filming the New Jersey Transit Movie next year and have just announced the cast, which if you ask me is pretty darn spot-on: