Thursday, June 23, 2016

Hella Breaking News

After an immovable stalemate in Congress between Democrats and Republicans over the nation's gun laws (made more urgent by the mass shooting in Orlando), House Democrats staged a sit-in on the House floor on June 22, demanding a vote on gun control legislation. The protest garnered national attention on the issue of gun control, which is great, but more interesting for us was this photo taken of them:


Does something about this stiff, somewhat posed photo of multicultural people in businesswear look familiar to you? It did to us:


Holy shit! The NJ Transit Survey was gun control propaganda!

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The Answers To Yesterday's Game of Which Can, Erickson?


1 correct = Lucky you
2-3 correct = Good work
4 correct = Impressive
6 correct = Go to hell, cheater

Monday, June 20, 2016

It's Time Once Again To Play, Which Can, Erickson?

Match each toilet (with accompanying dating app for Android) to its correct location below:


1. Wild Buffalo Wings, Beltsville MD
2. Tomorrowland, Disney World, Orlando, FL
3. BC Place, Vancouver
4. The Pikey, Los Angeles
5. The Artie Lang Show Studios, NYC
6. SilverBall Arcade & Museum, AsburyPark,NJ


Answers will be revealed tomorrow!

Friday, June 17, 2016

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of June 19


Twitter has a hashtag problem. People are using so many bullshit hashtags that it's created a new subset of totally unusable bullshit hashtags. Here are a few of those, which you're welcome to use in your own tweets that I don't follow:

#WD-40fajitas
#shitmydadshits
#jehovahswitnesserotica
#jabbathehuttweightloss
#blingingoutmyfordfestiva
#twoandahalfmennostalgia
#ashleymadisonjokearchives
#stopusingunusablehashtags
#givingmynotarypublicahandjob
#australopithecusafarensisarmpits
#takinghertopfchangstotakethingstothenextlevel