Friday, February 27, 2015

A Brief List of Terrible Baby Names For Girls


Cuvette
Angina
Arrhythmia
Fava
Genocide
Do'wanna
Medulla Oblongata
Sriracha
Euthanasia
Squeaky
Demean
Alopatia
Trivet
Isis
Sasparhonda
Fart

Thursday, February 26, 2015

A Brief List of Terrible Baby Names For Boys


Sheila
Fastidian
Treebeard
Carlos Reyes Undocumento
Chifferobe
Triptophan
Chutzpah
Bonjenet
Calculus
Zardoz
Crimminy
Kim Jong Un, Jr.
Gimlet
Harness
Lamisil
Buzzfeed
Bisque
Skeet




Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Monday, February 23, 2015

Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Write A Vince's Uncle Roberto EADJ Entry


1) Find a multi-step instructional text–ANY text– to get started. Include the intro if you can.

2) Copy and paste that shit into your blog entry. Don't forget to include the requisite Uncle Roberto photo ("Drive4.jpg").

3) Add a snide comment by Uncle Roberto that's about him driving a limo but tangentially related to the lesson given.

4) Hit "post."

And speaking of "post," when leaving the limo, please don't hit a road sign with the door. That scratches the heck out of the doors and is very expensive to buff out. Exit safely, kids.

Friday, February 20, 2015

The ProofrEADJer, End of February Edition



From "American Psycho:"



Okay, the one below confuses me:


Is the garlic bread free? Then it's a typo. But does the garlic bread complement the pasta and wine nicely? Then, no typo. Which is it? Maybe a place with a 8.5x11 table tent doesn't serve wine and food pairings.