Wednesday, January 10, 2018

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness


Ciara was the only customer at Lex Luthor's western bar.


Wow, how did they find a 12 year old conspiracy theorist to draw the cover?


There's a lot going on here. But I'll allow it.


The amount of effort it took to take a screenshot, boy howdy.


Okay, this one completely confuses me. The album probably smells like Old Spice.


I'm disturbed, but I also want to burst out laughing. STUDENT WORK!


Ouch. Somebody is still reeling from that night at junior prom.




WORD CLOUDS ARE SO STREET.


Arby's has a pretty brutal ketchup dispenser nowadays.

Monday, January 8, 2018

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"So why do they call you Armstrong? Is it because of the arm?"


"Oh, hump me like a dachshund, Reginald!"


"Stop! Hitting! Me! I'm! The! Mascot! Idiot!"


"Sorry, but the Coke machine is broken again. But I can sell you a few warm cans of Coke that we have stashed behind the desk. Tell you what- instead of 75¢ each, I'll sell you them for a quarter each for your trouble. Sound good? Great. NOW DIE!!! MUHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"


"This again? We're naked and stranded?"

"Yep. (yawn)"


"Wow, you're still alive in 2017?"

"I know, right?"


"Do you think anyone will wander into this thinking it's another Avengers movie?"

"Wait, this isn't one? Oh. That explains the piddly paycheck."

Friday, January 5, 2018

The ProofrEADJer: January Edition


"You're," not "Your." English the Easy Way my ass.





"Casted" a vote? Nope.


"Always discrete shipping." Meaning they'll mail you dildos one by one.



Wednesday, January 3, 2018

EADJ Mini-Fashion Roundup


I'm pretty sure this woman just stuck her head in a cotton candy machine.


Two berets? Viva la resistance! But the lady in the black beret...


...is straight out of the next Indiana Jones movie. I bet there's a Luger and a treasure map in that bag!


But WAIT! Here's a sherpa to help our heroine find the ancient treasure of the Tibetan Whatsamadoogle!


That's it! I told you it was mini!

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Jan 1, 2018 Edition


Here's a sampling of the least used hashtags on New Year's Eve, 2018:

#bringback2016
#TimesSquareisthebest
#strawberryassholes2018
#neverlikedTomPettyanyway
#JennyMcCarthycomedygenius
#thiswillbetheDetroitTigersyear
#morerepublicansincongress2018
#JesuspleasewatchoverDonaldTrump
#myresolutionistogetoffFacebookandmakeadifferencebyactuallydoingsomething