Tuesday, May 2, 2023

The Latest New Perks of an AMC Stubs Membership

AMC's wildly successful Stubs membership program has ushered in (get it?) thousands of new moviegoers, enticing them with valuable perks and bonuses.


Here are the latest new rewards you can enjoy if you join now:

• If the fire alarm goes off, you don't have to leave the theatre and can finish the movie

• When any couple kisses on screen, you are allowed to shout, "GROSS!" as loud as you can.

• Free refills of Dr. Pepper fountain drink with disgusting vanilla and lime flavor added

• If you are seated at the front row during a horror movie, you can request that the people sitting behind you stand in front of you during the scary parts

• Free popcorn bucket with hole at the bottom (Mickey Roarke in Diner only)

• Free pair of 3D glasses even for movies that aren't in 3D just so you can pretend, ya jackass

• Premium seating away from the urine puddle

Thursday, April 27, 2023

EADJ Fashion Round-up: Picking Up Kids From School Edition

 This is the culmination of what four years of working from home looks like:


Seventies hanging thread art chic:


The effort to put on actual shoes vs. Crocs is admirable here:


This ensemble spotted in a line at Six Flags. Matchy matchy:


This ensemble spotted in front of elementary school. Matchy matchy:


And not so much clothes but hair here. I'm fascinated by this dude's SHAVEN PART:


"Why don't people dress up to fly anymore," you ask? Because the service is like a city bus terminal and you just want to be comfortable during the whole miserable experience?


Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Gutter Frog Was Vomiting

Gutter Frog was vomiting.


Drain Trio was shocked.


Mom's Meals Truck was happy about it


Car Door Hardware was nervous about it all.


(Submitted by Emily Kane)

And Crab Pretzels were disgusted that they even exist.


Tuesday, April 25, 2023

DoorDash Photography Entry

Protip for DoorDashers: When taking a photo of the delivered food, avoid using a flash so you don't capture the terrifying eyes of the resident's scary but harmless dog in the window: