Joel got punched at a country western bar Saturday night. A bouncer spotted Joel eating a fiberglass horse's dick that was mounted above the bar. Joel argued that it was just fiberglass, and he was just killing time while the bartender made his Daiquiri. The bouncer punched Joel a second time for spelling "Daiquiri" that way.
(pictured above, through the magic of computers, the real Scott Peterson examines two copywriter-drawn renditions of the short, fatter version of himself)
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