Monday, February 5, 2007

And now the loser talk begins.


So the Bears lost the Super Bowl. They showed a lot of heart, they showed some great effort, they should be proud of what they've accomplished, yah yah yah.

Well at least the commercials were great.

Like the one where the Ford pickup truck MAGICALLY assembles by itself while some white dude talks about the rack and pinion whatsamahoogie.

Or the Fedex one where there's an office on the moon, and like everything is floating, and the dude gets taken out by a comet. That's gold, Jerry, gold!

The EADJ cease and desist letter was not delivered in time to stop the airing of the "Eat a Twizzler, Joel" spot (That's the last time we trust UPS with our legal documents). In the trade magazines, Twizzlers parent company Hershey's argued that the commercial was a self-referential parody, a lot like the Kevin Federline one. As if, cunts!

(pictured above, a dubious fashion choice is made even dubious-er in -6ยบ weather)

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