Random Shit That Looks Like Ninja Turtles, Part IV

EADJ Fashion Round-up: Picking Up Kids From School Edition

 This is the culmination of what four years of working from home looks like:

Seventies hanging thread art chic:

The effort to put on actual shoes vs. Crocs is admirable here:

This ensemble spotted in a line at Six Flags. Matchy matchy:

This ensemble spotted in front of elementary school. Matchy matchy:

And not so much clothes but hair here. I'm fascinated by this dude's SHAVEN PART:

"Why don't people dress up to fly anymore," you ask? Because the service is like a city bus terminal and you just want to be comfortable during the whole miserable experience?

Gutter Frog Was Vomiting

Gutter Frog was vomiting.

Drain Trio was shocked.

Mom's Meals Truck was happy about it

Car Door Hardware was nervous about it all.

(Submitted by Emily Kane)

And Crab Pretzels were disgusted that they even exist.

DoorDash Photography Entry

Protip for DoorDashers: When taking a photo of the delivered food, avoid using a flash so you don't capture the terrifying eyes of the resident's scary but harmless dog in the window:

Very Odd Banners

 Two adjacent banners for the same product, except one is forming the Avengers Initiative.

Gross.

My 12 year old adds something to a painted wall in his room for "mixed media". Yuck

Get a (Karaoke) Room, Guys

We re-captioned a still from the new trailer for "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire":

Aaron Rodgers Ad

I guess if you've torn your Achilles, you sit on your ass and make shoe advertisements and look sternly at the camera DARING people to criticize you.

 

Uy, the Indignity of It All

My 7 year old obviously doesn't respect the most feared Sith Lord in the galaxy.

Spotted On Recent Episodes of "Beavis and Butt-Head"

Either Mike Judge has found religion or is pulling our leg. I suspect the latter.

 

"You Gotta Pathmark Like Nobody's Watching"

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-April Edition

 

This spotted at a local gas station:

Time To Say Goodbye To Stuff That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye 5X!

Who Says Copywriting is Dead?

Spotted on FB:  

Accidental Exquisite Corpse

Spotted on FB:

My First Reaction Upon Seeing This Temu Ad:

The EADJ Pun Police: Concert Security Edition

Yes, this is a big venue. But the size of the crowd shouldn't keep me from doing my job. HEY YOU,  NO GLASS CONTAINERS ON THE GRASS! Let's keep an eye on the troublemakers and make sure the puns aren't too out of line, shall we?

Okay, that's a bit of a groaner. But it's a bold move to make an abortion joke. I'll allow it.

Rum-Ball. Ugh. That's not too good. Gonna have to kick them out next time they act up.

HEY SUBWAY! That's no way to behave in the pit! You're outta here!

I don't know who you are, but "GNAT A PROBLEM" is an awful pun and strictly forbidden at this venue as stated on your ticket, so you're OUT. OUT!

STOP THE SHOW! EVACUATE THE PREMISES! GET THE TALENT OFF THE STAGE! EVERYONE IS IN DANGER HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT!