Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Not to be taken orally.


A Purell-sponsored PSA campaign has been released today with Joel as its spokesperson. The campaign urges young people to clean whatever dick they're about to eat. Purell has released statistics stating that over the past four years, over 60% of young people who eat dick haven't cleaned it or didn't know where the dick has been. The campaign consists of three spots: "Itch," "Scrubbing," and "Balls Too." Joel uses his trademark good looks and charm while speaking to the camera. He even wears his trademark teal leather jacket with rivets spelling "TOSS THAT MEAT" on the back. More installments of the campaign are to be filmed later this year in Modesto and Bangkok.

(pictured above, Kenurkey angrily denies rumors that he's been sent by Joel to divert the teasing his way)

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