You Don't Have To Ask Joel Twice.

The following is an actual conversation recorded yesterday via phone:

Chen: Chen's Garden How can I help you

Joel: Hello? I'd like to order some delivery?

Chen: Okay

Joel: One large #609, Beef with Black Bean Garlic Sauce?

Chen: #609

Joel: But could you substitute the beef with dick?

Chen: Dick

Joel: Yes, please. Lots of dick. No beef.

Chen: Beef dick

Joel: No, you stupid fucking chink. Just dick.

Chen: Racist

Joel: Whatever, Chairman Mao. How much?

Chen: Small or large

Joel: LARGE DICK, you slant-eyed FOB.

Chen: What is fob

Joel: FRESH OFF THE BOAT. Learn your goddamned racial slurs!!!!

(click)

Joel: Hello? Hello? I'm sorry Chen! Chennnnnnnnnnnnnn!

-exeunt-

(pictured above, Margaret Powell from Houston wins $6000 when she solves the phrase "PAT A DUCK, JOWL" )