Thursday, August 31, 2017

EADJ Selections From the Sharper Image Catalog

The world's most trusted catalog continues to sell the most essential and reasonably priced merchandise around.

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of August 21

Twitter is shit. But even shit has shittier shit at the bottom. So here's some unusable shit in your shitty shit Twitter shitter feeds:


That's it.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

EADJ Fashion Round-Up: Early Pre-Fall Edition

Salmon usually swims upstream. Not this fellow, complete with a blue Oxford and a matching 60s flight attendant handbag. You go, boy!

You too can wear a too-young-for-you backup dancer/caballero outfit, perfect for road rage incidents, even when you're not driving!

The top says "flamenco dancing" but the bottom says "hay ride."

When the weather has gotten cooler but the office AC is still on 68ยบ, throw on the Executive Conference Blanket, available in rust brown or brown rust.

I don't understand how someone could want miniature angel wings over part of their back. Because their left shoulder blade is more holy? Template fail.

Monday, August 21, 2017

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Squalor is the new gold penthouse. I guess it's more real, but it looks like all of them are realizing that Domino's Pizza doesn't deliver to the hood.

The prop and costume house told them they could grab a maximum of 4 items and only had 30 seconds to do it.

Probably not smarter than a fifth grader.

"Wait, I'm sure I parked on the level with the giraffe. Or was it a hippo? Hey, what happened to my shirt?!"

Goofy grins with dorky outfits are the new intense game faces with smoke billowing out of their mouths.


Great holy... perfect. Leave as is.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about Heckyl and Jeckyll with big booty thongs.

Accessories not included: pen and paper, microphone, talent

Friday, August 18, 2017

Smecial Dreams Entry

There are only three entries here, but that's enough because there's plenty to unpack here.