Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Monday, June 29, 2020
Lookie: Some More Available But Admittedly Terrible Porn Names
There you are. We're almost ready for you on set. Did you manage to get something to eat from craft service? Great. Okay, so before we begin rolling, we'll need you to sign some forms and get over to make-up. Oh, also we're going to need you to pick a porn name–you know, something to run on the credits. If you don't have one picked yet, we do have some spare porn names lying around. But be warned, they're not so great LOL. Here, take your pick, and we'll see you on set in an hour!
Him
Colin Oscopy
Manny Fist Destiny
Sid & Marty Krotch
Talcum X
Twink Fartingdale
Al Coholic
Her
Furry Elise
Dana Swamp
Frieda Slaves
Gretchen Kegel Quiffburgers
Anka Skanka
Sojourner Tits
Friday, June 26, 2020
Thursday, June 25, 2020
EADJ Has Finally Narrowed Down The Possible Answers To The Question "Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)" From The 1961 Song
After decades of expensive research and on-site interviews, EADJ has narrowed the list of suspects from Barry Mann's one hit doo-wop song "Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)" where he wonders aloud who wrote the song that made his baby fall in love with him.
We've narrowed it down to 8 suspects:
1) a 48 year old Richard Nixon
2) Casey Kasem
3) a railroad hopping hobo
4) Jesus of Nazareth
5) Italian horror filmmakers Mario Bava, Riccardo Freda, and Antonio Margheriti
6) 1960 Summer Olympics Sailing Gold medalist David Smith
7) D.B. Cooper
8) in the song they say it's a man, but it could've been Julia Child
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
Monday, June 22, 2020
Once Again It's Time To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To
Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye! Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Friday, June 19, 2020
Thursday, June 18, 2020
Even More Dialogue From Movies I Haven't Seen
"We did it! We beat the grown-ups at their own game! We can finally DRIVE AT THE AGE OF 15!!!!"
(mumbled tough guy line in a grizzled cockney accent)
"FUCK yeah! Merry fucking Christmas, everybody!"
"Now where is it... Oh, I see it! There's my antiperspirant made for women!"
"Okay, back it up a little... now cut it... no, cut it to the left. The left... now straighten it out and go forward a little.... straighten it... Stop. Now back it up again but cut it the other way, hard... "
(can't understand anything because the audio recording is so bad)
"I SAID I WANTED A PS5, NOT A PS4!" (plunges knife into Santa)
"You and I are not so different, you and I."
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
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