Joel set his career in a new direction today. He announced through his publicist that although he will continue to eat dick professionally, he will also pursue his childhood dream of frenching ass.
"Frenching ass has been a neglected and underappreciated artform," read publicist Bernie Cofax, "I have made it my new life mission to return this noble lost art to the public eye."
Joel plans to publicly french ass at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago, then maybe eat a dick or two at Mr. Beef afterwards. Joel assures his longtime fans of dick-eating that this new direction will add to his repertoire and not distract from the eating o' the dick.
(pictured above, Nikki bills 4 hours to Perez Hilton)
No comments:
Post a Comment