Monday, February 24, 2014

A Half Dozen Haikus


Look, some idiot made a haiku about every person in that awful photo in the New Jersey Transit survey brochure.


A bystander, mute
No conversation offered
Useless dimpled man


Tall, blonde, engaging
Her laugh even seems sincere
Collar popped? Hell yes


Sitting in the back
Separated from the rest
Rosa Parks would weep


Tossing her brown hair
Pretending to laugh at jokes
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs


Who's the man on board
Whose dick swings like a caber
Thumbs point to this guy


This one fellow points
Tries steering convo this way
Nobody gives shit

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