This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Here's where we cover the latest (and worst) in hip hop mixtape covers:
 

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When the eatery in your neighborhood looks this old and crappy, you know that either the food is cheap or really, really good. Probably both.

Hey, look. Google released their branded color shag carpet jackets.

Perfect. No notes.

Shitty Boyz made custom jerseys and everything but forgot the damn ball.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 Here's the latest in hip hop mixtape artwork:

A ski mask and a nap is all I need too, buddy.

But sure, maybe the edge of a sink is comfy, too.

Latto about to finish her shift at the local carwash, completely unaware of the nearby camera.

"Fine Ho, Stay" is not the Lego Movie sequel I was expecting.

Still waiting for that new Blade movie from Marvel.

Oh JEEZ, I'm not touching this one.

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It's easy to damage a car you don't own.

This resembles a game you play in Chrome when the internet is down.

Tron Light Sycle + Eevee + futuristic landcape = ????

I don't understand it but I like it.

You gotta feel bad for a manager who books a rapper for a show and the guy gets raptured.

My kitchen counter before I got a cutting board.

Not a very effective eye chart if you already know every one is Erick the Architect.

Not often you see a hip hop Mona Lisa reference.

A Texas / New York Merged State seems like it would have a huge population. Not sure which way it would vote, though.

This is confusing. A mixtape cover that looks like a photo of a CD? What am I listening to, then?

Good. Keeping shoes off of the bed, at least.

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A bit literal, aren't we?

JPEGMAFIA is always wonderfully weird. Or weirdly wonderful.

Yes, this is a real mixtape cover. A++++

The opposite of leg warmers.

It's so weird that I know exactly who that is from the drawing.

A note: mixtape covers with a goat on it saying you're the GOAT is no longer original. If everyone is the GOAT, NO ONE IS.

UAG

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Oh look. Gorillaz are back!

Jesus. Who around here hasn't contaminated the crime scene?

"Excuse me, when you're finished soaking your nasty toes, can I wash my goddamn hands?"

I'm not sure if this is an old mixtape (see the rappers' names) or if this is a purposeful throwback with old mixtape design. Any guesses?

One of the fun things about big compilations like this is that you get to see how thrilled everyone is to be there.

A scarecrow for when you want to scare off fans of non-preachy rap.

The cashier at Wawa was not impressed.

Oh cool. A pharmaceutical sorority. I had a friend who joined one of those in college. She didn't rap, though.

His ancestors lay down some legendary farts.

R.I.P. Vern Troyer, who appeared in one of the illest rap videos.

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"We're in an ASSteroid field!"

"My daughter likes Kristoff. Make me Kristoff."

When your Adopt A Highway supervisor turns his head.

Not sure why this is terrifying. Maybe because it looks like a toy that would kill you.

A Parental Advisory sticker on this album? HARD TO BELIEVE!

When 41 frat brothers drive by your house twice.

Stamps. Acid sheets and postage stamps are original.

This could easily be a South American kids' program.

I found another stamp!

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You okay, bro? You don't looks so good, bro.

That's no way to greet the caterer, Flo.

With all those credit cards, you think Kingg Bucc could afford a more recent MacBook.

Just in case you were wondering what your AT&T Wireless customer service rep looks like.

Wait, who buried her in those clothes to begin with?

"Predator, you are the father."

South Park is still around after 24 seasons, so yeah, this is still good.

What the... Don't change it; it's perfect.

So that's what you can buy at an Aldi.

One pierced ear was the gateway drug to this.