Fast forward to the end of his forecast at 2:10 if you don't believe me:
(Video no longer available. Dammit.)
Maurice: We'll keep an eye on the sleeve, the jacket, and all that.
Lonnie Quinn: That's right. Watch the Sleeve-o-monitor… the Sleeve-o-meter!
Holy shit. That can only mean that CBS 2 News has read the entries about the Lonnie Quinn-dex on EADJ and are referencing THIS VERY BLOG!!!!
No, really. Even if they didn't call it the Lonnie Quinn-dex, a quick Google search of the misnamed "Lonnie Quinn Sleeve-o-meter" showed Eat A Dick Joel as the FIRST SEARCH RESULT.
This is huge. So Lonnie, Maurice, and Kristine, if you are reading this, hi, I'm a really big fan of your newscast, and if one of you would utter the phrase "Eat A Dick Joel" on the air, I'd really appreciate it.
And please tell Alice Gainer I'm sorry I called her a homewrecker.