Since Friday's post ("Sue McCloskey is a Goddamned Plagiarist") the editors at EADJ have officiously and furiously searched the web for more information regarding the supposed President of Ponte Fresco LLC.
The total lack of information about either Ponte Fresco LLC or Sue McCloskey leads us to believe that:
1) Sue McCloskey is a false name for someone in the 225 North Michigan building, or someone who doesn't exist at all.
2) Ponte Fresco LLC is actually a front for a white slavery cartel in Indonesia.
3) Al Qaeda is involved in the making of delicious, energizing salads that delight the soul and nourish the body.
4) Oral sex is majorly enhanced with a pinky in the ass and Altoids in Joel's mouth. Or is it Altoids in the ass and a pinky in Joel's mouth?
The only bullet point confirmed as yet is, obviously, number 3.
(pictured above, more of Brad Harvey's treasures)
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