Through the miracle of cell phone camera technology, Todd Crisman has provided video proof of the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson. Meanwhile, the Dow does a 180 and climbs 4000 points to reach an unprecedented 16,000. Horses start talking. Water becomes currency. JAG reruns become awesome.
The reaction has been overwhelming:
"OMG SFVOSP" - Joe Nudelman
"I'd somehow always imagined him taller and thinner." - Scott Peterson
"Dude, man, this is HUGE!!!" - Todd Crisman
"Omigod, I've never seen a shorter, fatter Scott Peterson in my life!" - Emily Sander
"I'm surprised the site didn't crash today. biggest news ever. This is a true milestone." - Andrew Gall
1 comment:
This, my good man, should prove to be more than sufficient to put the naysayers in their place. Shorter. Fatter. And yes. More than a bit cocksure.
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