A severe reprimand.

The residents of the Park LaBrea gated community are not happy.

Over the past six months, there have been over 30 complaints about Joel to the board of directors and security office:

•12 noise complaints (almost all involve Joel rollerskating with a boom box and cranking "When I Get You Alone" by Thicke)

•8 lewd behavior reports of Joel eating dick in the gatehouse

•4 complaints of Joel misspelling the word "segue"

•83 reports of Joel's chimp servant disrupting senior activities in the Mood Lounge

•10 reports of Joel stretching in the Recreation Center wearing nothing but a mesh tank top, Birkenstocks and a thong.

•3 misinformed reports that Joel is actually black.

A "letter of concern" was sent to Joel's bungalow this morning, and the board of directors hope that this will resolve the many issues that surround Park LaBrea's least favorite resident.

(pictured above, a screenshot of the most underappreciated video game ever)