A heated argument broke out between Joel and his chimp servant this morning.
It all began when the chimp served Joel his usual breakfast of a Western frittata with a side of dick. Joel pointed out that his side of dick wasn't as large or dicky as it usually is. The chimp servant responded by stabbing Joel in the neck with a paring knife.
Joel suffered a mild rupture of the carotid artery, resulting in the loss of 8 pints of blood. The chimp servant expressed regret to Joel as it drove him to a nearby animal hospital. It even promised to buy more dick on the way home.
The hospital serves no dick after 11am, so Joel is still without dick as we speak.
(pictured above, Nikki explains to Dean in detail what a pap smear is.)
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