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UPDATE FROM QUORA: Sand is usually not a material that should be used in cat litter because it's more likely to get tracked outside than clumping-type materials, but it also depends on how often your cat uses the litter box.

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Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Project Fountain Enters Its Third Day

EADJ's Project Fountain has been a rousing success so far. Its majesty and brilliance has even been compared to Darren Aronofsky's 2006 film "The Fountain." Today we decided to up the ante by throwing in more than one new friend into the Old Bridge Deli's upstairs eating area's display.









I'm starting to think I should float a boat in that water now.

Sue McCloskey. Myth or legend?

Since Friday's post ("Sue McCloskey is a Goddamned Plagiarist") the editors at EADJ have officiously and furiously searched the web for more information regarding the supposed President of Ponte Fresco LLC.

The total lack of information about either Ponte Fresco LLC or Sue McCloskey leads us to believe that:

1) Sue McCloskey is a false name for someone in the 225 North Michigan building, or someone who doesn't exist at all.

2) Ponte Fresco LLC is actually a front for a white slavery cartel in Indonesia.

3) Al Qaeda is involved in the making of delicious, energizing salads that delight the soul and nourish the body.

4) Oral sex is majorly enhanced with a pinky in the ass and Altoids in Joel's mouth. Or is it Altoids in the ass and a pinky in Joel's mouth?

The only bullet point confirmed as yet is, obviously, number 3.

(pictured above, more of Brad Harvey's treasures)