Still recovering from injuries made during a free running exercise (See Mar. 9 entry "Snack On a Dong, Joel) Joel decided to hire a chimp servant to aid in the housework.
The chimp, being a mere 10 months old, was too young and small to lift anything heavy like a dorm refrigerator or a kettle drum. So Joel had it simply serve him dick while he watched Judge Joe Brown reruns. The chimp proved to be quite reliable in finding suitable, edible dick. Joel even tipped it a fiver.
Unfortunately, the arrangement fell apart when the chimp found a swingset through an open window. Joel has been left alone, the squeakings of a swingset an insistent reminder of his powerlessness and solitude.
(pictured above, J'Net cannot BELIEVE what the Design on a Dime team did to that living room.)
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