The ProofrEADJer: President's Week Edition

"bi-laws?"

Let's Compare the Soaking Ability of the EADJ Mail Sack To That of Your Typical Sham-Wow!

Submitted by John Reid, a vehemently anti-Republican real estate company that also happens to make millions of dollars. Somebody's taxes are going up.

You Don't Have To Ask Joel Twice.

The following is an actual conversation recorded yesterday via phone:

Chen: Chen's Garden How can I help you

Joel: Hello? I'd like to order some delivery?

Chen: Okay

Joel: One large #609, Beef with Black Bean Garlic Sauce?

Chen: #609

Joel: But could you substitute the beef with dick?

Chen: Dick

Joel: Yes, please. Lots of dick. No beef.

Chen: Beef dick

Joel: No, you stupid fucking chink. Just dick.

Chen: Racist

Joel: Whatever, Chairman Mao. How much?

Chen: Small or large

Joel: LARGE DICK, you slant-eyed FOB.

Chen: What is fob

Joel: FRESH OFF THE BOAT. Learn your goddamned racial slurs!!!!

(click)

Joel: Hello? Hello? I'm sorry Chen! Chennnnnnnnnnnnnn!

-exeunt-

(pictured above, Margaret Powell from Houston wins $6000 when she solves the phrase "PAT A DUCK, JOWL" )