A Friend Request on Facebook

That's funny, Shelia. I just woke up and wet my dick. I want to have fun with me, too.

"Expecto Pathmarkum!"

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The ProofrEADJer: Almost Back To School Edition

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

New Segment: Package Labels Behind The Scenes

The following packages all have distinctive imagery, so much so that EADJ went behind the scenes to find out what the process was to arrive at these memorable labels:

"Okay, X. I know you're a legendary rapper with a solid street rep, but do you think you could look more like you're smelling the Hot Pocket and maybe giving it a little respect?"

"I hate working with you."

"I hate working with you, too. But it's a paycheck. So suck it up, baby."

"Okay, we need a baby with a possibly mixed ethnic background– someone you couldn't just peg as 'Asian' or 'black.' I know, that's totally racist, but... WHOA, Amber, is that your baby??? He'd be perfect for this!!!!"

"All right, now hold the inhaler up to your face without bringing it all the way up... yes, and cock your head to the side like you're a cool mom and this is no big deal... nice... Hey, are you busy after this shoot? You wanna get some coffee?"

"Wait a minute for the fucking butterfly to land; we have low exposure lighting here. Okay, aaaand... FUCK! It flew off again! Put more of that fucking sugar water on the surface. It's coming back... and... FUCKING FUCK!"

The EADJ Fashion Round-up: Suburban Edition

Heels, socks, coat, bag. dahling, style is everything, even when simply transporting a white hexagon across the street.

Dude's got his game tight. Can't fuck wit this.

At what age is it appropriate to stop wearing a male ponytail? Answer: about 22.

Here now is a quick Fashion Round-up photography course in 3 photos:

Nope. Too far.

Better. But the guy is blocking the girl. Wait a few seconds and...

PERFECT! Great composition, you can see both of their stupid topside hair buns clearly, and we have a bonus of "BUNNY BUDDIES" on the screen behind them! Publish this!

The ProofrEADJer: Midsummer Night's Edition

EADJ Selections From the Sharper Image Catalog

One good thing about the Sharper Image catalog is that it's got some pretty high quality printing on some decent stock semigloss paper. The staples, too. There are three of them holding the whole thing together. Some quality work, really.

Here are some items from said catalog that you can buy for some reason:

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Answers To Yesterday's "Which Can, Erickson?"

1) E

2) A

3) F

4) D

5) C

6) B

I bet you didn't even need to see the answers. You got 100%, right?

It's Time Once Again To Play "Which Can, Erickson?"

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Match the toilets with their location. And to help you, we've paired each toilet with a different character from the old "GoBots" cartoon:

1) Waterfront Hotel, Oakland, CA (Leader-1)

2) National Zoological Park, Washington D.C. (Scooter)

3) Washington Adventist Psychiatric Ward, Silver Spring, MD (Cop-Tur)

4) Fresco Mexican Restaurant, Chester, NJ (Zeemon)

5) Grotto Pizza, Rehoboth Beach, DE (Turbo)

6) Facebook Corporate Office, NYC (Cy Kill)

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And Again More Puddles of New York City, Identified By Pantone Number

The streets of New York City brim with life, flavor and a strange, frothy brown substance that shies away from light. Here now are the latest discovered mystery puddles found in the great city and their accompanying Pantone colors:

When I Say "Path," You Say "Mark." "PATH!..."