EADJ Fashion Round Up: The Spring Collection

Waiting in line at Walgreens just got more stylish with a multi stripe golf shirt and a snug pair of flowery linen shorts. Finish off the impatient look with ankle socks and a pair of New Balance sneaks!

Doing strenuous yard work with an analog push mower? A floral jumper will speak to the nature part, while the Adidas tracket keeps you spry and sporty!

Inspiration can come from anywhere, and that includes a 3 year old middling Disney animated movie. Witness Tiffany taking a neighborhood stroll as she channels Raya and the Last Dragon.

"Look for me in church service. I'll be the one sporting the startled owl look."

The Victorian governess look is made more convincing with a Spanish flu facemask and a black lace kerchief that screams, "I'm in mourning!"*

*Yes, I realize the Spanish flu was in 1918 and technically the Victorian era ended with her death in 1901. Don't @ me.

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Beverly sports the Parappa The Rapper / Fred Durst hip-hop look in 2025.

Karla remains fabulous even while shopping for cumquats in Whole Foods.

Just Do It? Naomi just does it with some yellow Nikes and a super-swooshed jacket. 

Celeste feels faint. Someone call the space station robot doctor from the 1970s!

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Dmitri is ready for Season 3 of Squid Game.

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: Midsummer Collection

Lorenzo steps out in star jeans, tank top and gold chain murse to wow all the fellas at Lyrics.

Cory takes inspiration from a funnel cake wrapper in this delightful half-stripe/half flamingo ensemble from Kellerman's.

Aloha! Troy and Vic take New Jersey by storm in their anime-inspired outfits. Troy's matching green cargo pants and custom platforms by Hungover Creations. Vic's bell bottoms and tank from Brocade.

Bed Bath & Beyond is a clothing store for some people.

A bamboo floral print paired with leopard Zubas? Check yourself out at the self checkout!

EADJ Fashion Round-Up: The Summer Collection

Stepping out in pajamas, crocs with socks and a toaster cozy on her head, Laura is ready for her Target run.

Showing up for jury duty doesn't have to be dull! Simone shines in a jean jacket with a confusing layer underneath that resembles caucasian skin to totally baffle the judge.

Leo regally strides across the street wearing a non-Burger-King crown atop his royal head.

Trent picks up his kid wearing this delightful camo/velour/candy sprinkle Croc ensemble.

Probably unintentional, but this fellow resembles that dumb chicken from "Moana".

EADJ Fashion Round-Up, Crosswalk Catwalk Edition

Gabby stayed up late at night and captured and skinned the Monsters Inc. monster that came out of her closet. The results are a breezy and fabulous hooded coat.

Selma shows off a bold wide brimmed hat and a baggy sleeved ensemble with a messenger bag, although I'm not 100% certain that's not a mannequin that a CVS employee is setting up.

The problem with NPCs in video games is that they're dressed so basic and matchy that it's easy to tell they're not real.

Three stripes, three stripes, MANY stripes. Adidas explosion!

Deandra shows off her armchair upholstering top and skirt made of crinoline or taffeta or whatever...

TULLE! It's called tulle!

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Donovan is ready for the Washington Square Park drum circle in this East-meets-West hippie ensemble.

Magda pops in a loose white shirt and leggings by Gershwin, plus a fun pom pom hat that just screams, I AM FUN, GODDAMMIT!

Victor allows a camo puffer to compete with wagon red Crocs in this bold tribute to cognitive dissonance.

Kathryn is bundled up nicely up top in a wool coat by Jerishi. To hell with her lower body's comfort!

Stan alerts all around him that his job is URGENT and also that he's in quite a bit of a HURRY. Accessories!

EADJ Fashion Round-up: Picking Up Kids From School Edition

 This is the culmination of what four years of working from home looks like:

Seventies hanging thread art chic:

The effort to put on actual shoes vs. Crocs is admirable here:

This ensemble spotted in a line at Six Flags. Matchy matchy:

This ensemble spotted in front of elementary school. Matchy matchy:

And not so much clothes but hair here. I'm fascinated by this dude's SHAVEN PART:

"Why don't people dress up to fly anymore," you ask? Because the service is like a city bus terminal and you just want to be comfortable during the whole miserable experience?

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This person on the treadmill sounded like someone was giftwrapping trash bags in cellophane during a hailstorm.

This dude has so many pulls, straps, and twist-ties that he should stay at least a mile away from a corn thresher.

Even if the fishing hat doesn't match the bag or the Uggs, the fur fringe ties the whole thing together.

I swear I was psyched to spot Shrek.

Maybe the leg warmers just fell over time.

Shopping for a new hat often involves wearing a hat you don't particularly care about.

The rest of the ensemble is *chef's kiss*.

I'm guessing two roommates in the middle of a slumber party suddenly remembered they needed a popcorn machine, band aids and a 2-Liter of lemonade.

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: The Summer Airport Collection

It can't be an accident that my girl let her sparkly bra strap screaming "VICTORIA'S SECRET" in full view.

Grandma used up all the dye.

Before traveling as a group, stop by the shoe outlet to get the same pair for everyone.

Spotted at Target. A belt is a wise purchase, sir.

GOOD LORD. I thought she was Brazilian for a second there.

The TSA are just militarized Kinko's workers.

This lady was in Oakland. She blended right in.

When the school told her Monday was Pajama Day, she didn't realize it was just for HER KIDS.