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Many a Trip Continues Long After Movement In Time and Pathmark Have Ceased

A Friend Request on Facebook

That's funny, Shelia. I just woke up and wet my dick. I want to have fun with me, too.

The Lion, The Witch, And the Racist Appliances

Forty Ways To Leave Your Lover Pray Lent

1) Just turn on the guilt, Wilt

2) Learn how to pray, Ray

3) Get down on your knees, Reese

4) Stop eating meat on Fridays, Pete on Fridays

5) Open your heart to God, Todd

6) Learn how to connect with God in solitude, Evinrude

7) Have some faith, Faith

8) Open yourself up to Grace, Willie Mays

9) Learn humility, Dee

10) Pray for mercy, Percy

11) Ask for forgiveness, Ingres

12) Contemplate, Kate

13) Remember the spirit of Lent, Kent

14) Learn to trust the Lordy, Gordy

15) Testify on your behalf, Jeff

16) Evangelize, Plies

17) Get filled with the spirit, Garrett

18) Learn to believe, Steve

19) Give all your soul, Noel

20) Walk in God's path, McGrath

21) Learn about service, Pervis

22) Commit yourself to devotion, Billy Ocean

23) Follow Jesus, Beezus

24) Feel God's presence, Nemitz

25) Throw yourself upon the altar, Walter

26) Read a lot of Scripture, Mitch-er

27) Rest on the Sabbath-a, Tabitha

28) Ask for Him to cleanse you, Lorenzu

29) Anticipate the Rapture, Baxter

30) Recite the Apostle's Creed, Reid

31) Walk in His shadow, Rachel Maddow

32) Fast when you can, Dan

33) Don't judge your peers, Piers

34) Testify, Guy

35) Sing some Psalms, Holmes

36) Pray for wisdom, Idiot

37) Confess your trespasses, Onassis

38) Strive to live humbly, Humphrey

39) Swallow your pride, Clyde

40) Reassess your life decisions and reconcile, Kyle

Let's Scoop The Innards Out Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew Gall:

New pret a manger (shudder) opened in the merchandise mart today.

Giving away free food. Shuddering Madness!

Project Fountain is BACK!

After the Old Bridge Deli was shuttered for almost a whole week, somebody paid their damn taxes and the city of New York saw fit to let them run their shady business again. And Project Fountain was once again in full swing. This fourth entry ups the ante a little with perhaps the biggest variety of new friends:








But before we smuggled the new friends onto the fountain, we did notice that something was amiss. ONE OF THE FARM ANIMALS WAS REMOVED. Careful examination of file photos confirmed this aberration.


But not to worry. Some curious person had simply moved the sheep up to the water stream. You can see it to the right of where the Jawas ended up.






It must be noted that during this latest operation, some businessmen in a conference room observed us during the installation. They were as incredulous of us playing with action figures as we were of them actually renting out a conference room at the Old Bridge Deli.