EADJ Catches Up WIth Kevin Federline

EADJ was lucky enough to land an impromptu and exclusive interview with former-Britney Spears backup dancer and husband Kevin Federline yesterday. Here is the transcript:

Kevin Federline: Hello, do you know what you want?

EADJ: Yes, I think I'll have the footlong meatball on flatbread.

Kevin Federline: Do you want that toasted?

EADJ: Sure.

Kevin Federline: What kind of cheese?

EADJ: What is there?

Kevin Federline: There's Swiss, American, provolone, and...

EADJ: Swiss.

Kevin Federline: And you said you wanted that toasted?

EADJ: Yes, please.

(Kevin places the sub on a tray into the speed convection oven)

Awkward silence

(The oven beeps, and Kevin Federline takes the sub on a tray out of the oven)

Kevin Federline: What ingredients do you want on it?

EADJ: Tomatoes, lettuce...

Kevin Federline: Onions?

EADJ: No, let me finish. Tomatoes, lettuce, peppers...

Kevin Federline: Green peppers?

EADJ: Japaleno peppers.

Kevin Federline: Do you want a drink with that?

EADJ: Yeah, gimme a large fountain drink.

Kevin Federline: For $5.99 you can get the combo with chips.

EADJ: Okay.

Kevin Federline: You can pick any of the chips in that rack- Sun Chips, Baked Lays... any of those.

EADJ: Okay.

(Kevin hits a few buttons on the register)

Kevin Federline: That'll be $6.70... out of $10... $3.30 is your change.

EADJ: Thanks.