The Stars of Latin Pop Radio Are Very Angry With You

The stars of Latin Pop Radio are very angry with you. Muy enojado.

For one thing, they are muy irritado that you haven't watched much Univision although you get it on your 400+ channel cable subscription. You even have Univision HD and haven't bothered to turn to channel 459 once! The only time you've ever even seen Sabado Gigante was when you accidentally scrolled the wrong direction looking for ESPN Classic. ¡Qué decepción!

Ricky Martin is totalmente descorazonado that you haven't caught him in his guest star role on "Glee." He has a net worth of over $60 million and you can't be bothered to see him shake his bon-bon as Spanish teacher David Martinez? Living La Vida Furioso!

Shakira has been a wildly successful judge on "The Voice" this season, and you still think Cee-Lo is on it? She boasts an IQ of 140 and has sold over 7 million copies of her second album alone, and you still mistake her for Christina Aguilera? She is lo lívido that she can't even hablar! Hips don't lie, and her hips are completamente enumeró.

Enrique Iglesias is glad you don't call him "Julio" anymore, but he is muy muy deprimido that you still think he has that birthmark on his face, although he quité that mierda back in 2003. Muy muy muy cabreado.

Don't even think about speaking to the stars of Latin pop radio again until you pensar about what you've hecho.