Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Biggest Revelations From The Interview With Fergie In The Spring Issue of Walgreens "Happy and Healthy" Guide




• The real talent of the group? apl.de.ap
• During her Super Bowl halftime performance singing "Sweet Child O' Mine," Fergie says she could see Slash's soul leaving his body.
• Sinus Relief Wash Kit- $3 off. Limit 3
• Her relationship with Josh Duhamel is totally boring
• Before she sucked solo and sucked with the Black Eyed Peas, did you know she sucked in a girl band called Wild Orchid?
• Maple Bacon Jerky 3.25 oz. 2/$7 or 3.99 ea. with membership card
• When she's not ruining music, her favorite hobbies are shopping and not ruining music.
• It takes the average retoucher 653 man hours to retouch photos of her.
• She actually sang backup vocals for Katy Perry's "Firework." Not really.
• She no longer eats caramel corn from those big tin canisters you get at Christmastime along with cheese corn and chocolate corn because her turds came out massive.
• Prefers the Harry Potter books to listening to her own music.
• Once stormed offstage after being heckled by a bat.
• Does push-ups between takes so her voice comes out sweaty.
• Calcium Extended Release Tablets- buy 1 get 1 50% off with membership card

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