It has come to our attention that Chicago is not only the home of Scott Peterson and the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson, but also Scott Petersen meat products. Why Chicago is home to so much Scott Peterson/Petersen action, we do not have the technology to know yet. I suspect it has something to do with the Chicago River and Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle."
From the website:
"If you’re from Chicago, then you know Scott Petersen. Prepared in small batches and following centuries-old methods, Scott Petersen smoked and polish sausages, deli meats and Chicago-style hot dogs are known as the flavor of the Windy City by loyal customers across the nation. Seasoned by hand with a unique spice blend, you know you are enjoying a true tradition after just one bite."
For fairness' sake, I decided to do similar write-ups for the other two Scott Petersons:
"If you’re from Chicago, then you know Scott Peterson. Often spotted in golf shirts and surrounded by obsolete Zip drives, Scott Peterson is known as a one true original of the Windy City by co-workers across the nation. Seasoned by hand with a unique spice blend, you know you are enjoying a true tradition after just one bite."
"If you work at 225 North Michigan Avenue and use the one elevator bank (and you're not Vince Soliven), then you may have at one time spotted the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson. Prepared in shorter, fatter batches and following centuries-old methods, the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson is also known as the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson by perplexed witnesses across 225 North Michigan Avenue and the surrounding offices around Administar Federal. Seasoned by Wood with a short, fat spice blend, you know you are catching a true tradition after just one glance."
Scott Petersen produces sausages, hot dogs, bologna, bacon, and lunchmeat.
Update: Administar Federal has an impressive website.
Update: Administar Federal has an impressive website.
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