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The ProofrEADJer, March Partly-Video Game Edition

The next three from a mobile game called "Beyond The Dead:"

From an in-game sign in Portal 2:

EADJ Catches Up WIth Kevin Federline

EADJ was lucky enough to land an impromptu and exclusive interview with former-Britney Spears backup dancer and husband Kevin Federline yesterday. Here is the transcript:

Kevin Federline: Hello, do you know what you want?

EADJ: Yes, I think I'll have the footlong meatball on flatbread.

Kevin Federline: Do you want that toasted?

EADJ: Sure.

Kevin Federline: What kind of cheese?

EADJ: What is there?

Kevin Federline: There's Swiss, American, provolone, and...

EADJ: Swiss.

Kevin Federline: And you said you wanted that toasted?

EADJ: Yes, please.

(Kevin places the sub on a tray into the speed convection oven)

Awkward silence

(The oven beeps, and Kevin Federline takes the sub on a tray out of the oven)

Kevin Federline: What ingredients do you want on it?

EADJ: Tomatoes, lettuce...

Kevin Federline: Onions?

EADJ: No, let me finish. Tomatoes, lettuce, peppers...

Kevin Federline: Green peppers?

EADJ: Japaleno peppers.

Kevin Federline: Do you want a drink with that?

EADJ: Yeah, gimme a large fountain drink.

Kevin Federline: For $5.99 you can get the combo with chips.

EADJ: Okay.

Kevin Federline: You can pick any of the chips in that rack- Sun Chips, Baked Lays... any of those.

EADJ: Okay.

(Kevin hits a few buttons on the register)

Kevin Federline: That'll be $6.70... out of $10... $3.30 is your change.

EADJ: Thanks.

Spotted In Irvington, NJ

What I first thought was a strip club turned out to be a ladies hair salon. I guess the silhouetted skanks threw me off. DANGEROUS DIVAS.

I'm not sure if $50 sew-in hair weaves are supposed to be a bargain (it's been so long since I've had one done), but I definitely cannot say no to a $15 doobie.

No, wait. What kind of doobie are we talking about here?





So, it's a Rachel for sisters? Looks nice.

Damn, Girl

Damn, Girl On The Subway. I thought you was wearing white socks, but those are your FEET.

Damn, Girl. Those really looked like white stockings, but that was YOUR FLESH.

Damn, Girl. I know it's winter and all, but the sun peeks out every 30 minutes, you dig?

Damn, Girl. That photo isn't even Photoshopped. Girl, you WHITE.

Damn, Girl. I'm glad you're in this train car, in case the lights go out, we can navigate with your glowing feet.

Damn, Girl. Albinos are pissed that you stole their look.

Damn, Girl. You a pigment of my imagination.

Damn, Girl. The Michelin Man wants his boots back.

Damn, Girl. The girl who did your pedicure just went blind.

Damn, Girl.

Subway, Eat Flesh

How fresh is the meat at your local Subway Deli?



RAINBOW fresh!

Let's Air Out The EADJ Mail Sack And Spray Some Vanilla Air Freshener In There!

Submitted by Vince, an uncanny resemblance to a certain art director in Chicago, down to the feet up on the desk.




Also looks like Michelle, quite frankly. Did they mate?