Bike Helmet Hated Being Left Outside

 

Bike Helmet hated being left outside.

 

  

C-clamp Stand just laughed and lit a cigar.

 

Lawn Mower Chute had no comment.

 

Two Toilet Paper Rolls On A Toilet shed a tear.

 

Two Apples and a Rotten Banana thought it was hilarious.

 

Rooftops in Prague were both shocked and delighted.

 

Bathroom Dryer winked his approval.

 

ComEd Truck crossed his eyes and stayed out of it.

 

Two Slices of Cheese On a Cutting Board entertained suicidal thoughts.

 

Railroad Tie was unimpressed.

 

So were 4 Hampers at Babies Я Us.

 

Condom Dispenser couldn't see what the big deal was all about.

 

But Beer Vat couldn't get over it.

 

Finally, my Mom's filthy microwave just wished he were clean.