This innocuous ad for the South Orange Family Dentistry shows a couple of mascots encouraging kids to brush their teeth.
But upon closer inspection, I realized that both the toothpaste and the tooth HAD TEETH. So not only is the toothpaste about to brush its teeth, the TOOTH IS BRUSHING ITS TEETH.
Are both the toothpaste and the tooth brushing their teeth with the toothpaste coming from the toothpaste? Isn't that some kind of sick cannibalistic sexual thing now? Would the toothpaste that the toothpaste is using to brush its teeth just wind up back in the tube? Is there anything more beautiful than a child's smile?
THE TOOTH IS BRUSHING ITS TEETH. SLEEP WELL, KIDS.
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