Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Let's Catch Up With The Three Girls From The Classmates.com Banner


If you've ever been on the Internet, you've probably seen banner ads for classmates.com that feature three winsome young maidens from what looks to be the 80s. EADJ tracked each of these three ladies down to ask them what they're up to now.


Girl #1


Often mistaken for Andrea Zuckerman from "Beverly Hills 90210," Kinshasa Malou is now married and working as a cost consultant for a cracker factory in Couer D'Alene, Idaho. Her hobbies are playing BioShock Infinite and coaching her daughter's soccer team while wearing extreme jump shoes. 



Girl #2


Through some cosmic coincidence, the second Classmates.com girl is also named Kinshasa Malou. Since posing for the infamous 80's photo, Malou has since joined the NASA Space Program as commander of the STS-112 crew, which recently completed its mission to the International Space Station. Malou is married to actor Jeremy Renner and currently lives in Palma, Majorca.



Girl #3


Since her sex change back in 1991, the third girl named Kinshasa Malou (yet another coincidence that science can't explain) opened and now runs a hardware/radiator repair store in Billings, Michigan. Malou is a staunch Republican and NRA backer, and she still insists on using the word "Chinaman."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I did not see the third one coming. It made me laugh hard. Well done, sir.