Tuesday, May 1, 2007

The More Things Joel, The More Things Eat a Dick.


Joel's collection of Bratz dolls has increased sevenfold.

McDonald's new Happy Meals have seven different Bratz Big Babyz, including "Mermaidz" versions of Cloe, Jade, Sasha, and Yasmin. Add these to Joel's recent eBay score of six mint-in-box Bratz Babyz Ponyz, and you can definitely say that Joel's collection is the finest Bratz collection in all of his apartment complex.

Joel celebrated by cranking his CD of Bratz Rock Angelz on his mini system and eating a huge Spanish dick with salsa, refried beans, and a virgin margarita.

(pictured above, Jessica can barely contain her enthusiasm over the new hanging lights in the Cafe Kriv)

No comments: