PROJECT ROSTER: We took a peek in Joel's itinerary to get a sense of what projects Joel has in the running for this week:
• Eat the dick of Xi Shun, the world's tallest man, so that I can stand up for once.
• Screenplay for Hallmark original movie "Chance Meeting in the Cat Toy Aisle."
• Trim that bush
• TV adaptation for "Spider-Man, the All-Black Wearing, Whiney Emo Phase."
• Lunch with Joe Eszterhas at Women's Symposium
• Eat Daniel Baldwin's dick to MAKE THE COLLECTION COMPLETE
• Toss that "King of Queens" script that will never get produced now, dammit
• Carb up for that big non-carb diet
• Start writing that biopic about Rachael Ray starring Rachael Ray as a thinner Rachael Ray
(pictured above, J'Net discovers another café that uses CURLZ!!!!!)
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