EADJ was fortunate to meet and interview Alexander Duckworth, Joel's longtime agent and friend.
We met him poolside at the beautiful Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. In a crisp Hugo Boss seersucker suit and sunglasses, Alexander was confident and pleasant. He answered our questions as he sipped an extra dirty martini with blue cheese filled olives.
EADJ: So thank you for showing up this time, pisshead.
AD: My pleasure.
EADJ: What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you still represent Joel, that asshole?
AD: Joel has an amazing energy and creative focus that I don't see in a lot of talent in this town. I've stayed his agent because I believe he can reach the stratosphere.
EADJ: Dong!
AD: What?
EADJ: Nothing.
AD: (silence)
EADJ: You're such a cocksucker. Why are you such a fucking pussy cunt dickhead?
AD: I'm in this business because I love the creative process of filmmaking. I want to help bring the best out of people and help them put their dreams on screen.
EADJ: Eat my asshole, you tard fuck. You sicken me.
AD: Thanks for having me.
(pictured above, my cabbie this morning really, really doesn't care)
4 comments:
You are purposfully misrepresenting Alexander Duckwoth. Mr. Duckworth is, in the words of http://www.poolonline.com/bios/bioaduckworth.html
"the founder and president of Point One Percent. He¹s also the living, breathing embodiment of everything the company stands for: international savvy, elite insight, and a big ol¹ gulp of caffeine. Celebrated for his ability to create intelligent communications for discriminating consumers, he has won countless awards working for such clients as Tiffany & Co, Rolex, Time Warner, and Ralph Lauren among others."
He would not, has not, and will not ever, never, not a chance in hell, represent a dick-eating Joel. Take it back. Take it back! Take it BACK!!!!!!
p.s. there's a pretty snazzy photo of him on that website as well. http://www.poolonline.com/bios/bioaduckworth.html
p.s. again. is it just me or does he look a bit like a morph between several c-k-ers (not naming names, but really, he does).
honestly i can think of about 5 different combinations of ck creatives (not to mention the rest of the agency) who could be morphed together in some sort of morphing application and look a hell of a lot like this photo of Alexander Duckworth. coincidence? i think not.
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