Some assorted nuggets from the desk of Brad Harvey's notebook:
• What's the plural for MILF? MILVES?
• I wonder if two identical twins ever fucked each other.
• Gasoline was probably a bad poultice (SP?) for that baby fox. Rethink.
• Tattoo idea! Chinese infant in a headlock
• Tic Tac still in my pee hole. Next steps?
• Old lady hair. Hilarious! Write a bit about that!
• Can anyone at the park tell I fucked that totem pole?
• Pay Mason to (illegible) for those capoeira (SP?) lessons for Juney
• Apologize to Ryan's Mom about that thing with the thing. Stupid!
• That valet company hasn't called about the job yet. Time to firebomb?
• Why did that German chick have a cock? Do they all? Still, HOT.
• Bowflex: 5 payments left.
• Reminder: STOP MASTURBATING AT THE GOODWILL!!!!
• Dr. Alavar said that wasn't a lump after all. That was a second testicle. So why is my pee cloudy? This could be a Yellow Pages radio script! Still hungry after those chimichangas. What are birds?
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