Great shit. I'm sorry, but this one was fucking awful. AWFUL, I tell you. Poorly conceived. Poorly acted. Zero chemistry. Nothing about this is enjoyable, realistic, or even romantic. I think a video of graphic eye surgery would put me more in a Christmas mood than this tinseled turd. The lead actress shrugs and giggles her way through this disaster as if her shop wasn't about to be FUCKING EVICTED, and the guy honestly looks like he doesn't give a shit about her (in the story) or about the movie (in real life).
Plot summary: "A real estate developer is given the opportunity to transform an old shopping complex into a prime location. Unfortunately, there is one tenant who is holding out -- the Christmas shop owner he met by happenstance just days ago."
So this is essentially a love story between Jared Kushner and whoever he evicted to build condos. And this isn't even one of those scenarios where she finds out at the climactic scene. This woman KNOWS he works for the developer and goes ahead and lets him hang around, trying to get into her panties. Fucking show some sack, lady. Sack of presents.
Romance Factor: 4 out of 10
Christmas Cheer: 1 out of 10
Overall Rating: 2.5 out of 10
Time Until First Kiss: 1:21:57
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