I have to start here by wondering aloud- Who is this movie for? It's got Santa and elves, so it could be a kid's movie, but then there are vomit jokes, crotch shots and sexual innuendo, so it could be for teenagers. Then it stars Annalynne McCord from the old 90210 show and the pro wrestlers "The Miz" and Paige, it could be for Millennials or really dumb adults. I dunno man. It's produced by WWE, so it must be some kind of resume builder for somebody. I'd stop short of calling it a vanity project for The Miz, because he looks like a jackass in this. They all do, really. I feel like a jackass reviewing it.
Plot summary: "After getting fired from his job, a slick, fast-talking businessman (The Miz) is thrown into an elf competition to become Santa¹s next second-in-command. Put through a series of rigorous training exercises to prepare for the contest, The Miz and another aspiring elf go head-to-head in the hopes of becoming Santa's Little Helper."
Romance Factor: 5 out of 10
Christmas Cheer: 5 out of 10
Overall Rating: 5 out of 10
Time Until First Kiss: 1:26:25
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