The following is an accurate account of what William, attendant at the T-Shirt Paradise stand in the Terre Haute Shopping Center in Terre Haute, Indiana did while working on January 11, 2014:
• invented a delicious new dessert involving frozen yogurt and noodles
• read his DeVry rejection letter
• felt for his left ball to make sure it was there (it was)
• used a pencil eraser to make a quarter shiny
The following is an accurate account of what Donavan, sales rep at the Gold Bunion kiosk at the Gladenville Mall in Pennsylvania did while working on the afternoon of January 12, 2014:
• loosened tie in order to tighten it again
• replayed the entire DVD box set to "Band Of Brothers" in his head by memory
• wondered if his stand's location in front of White|Black was ironic, considering his mixed ethnicity
• tried to blow a snot without using his hands
The following is an accurate account of what Bruce A., attendant at the Bath Fitter stand at the Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh, NC did while working on January 13, 2014:
• shifted weight to his left foot
• shifted weight to his right
• did the hokey pokey
• turned himself around
• thought about what it all meant
The following is an accurate account of what Carson and Rita, attendants at the Bedazzle This kiosk in Sun Valley Shopping Center in Ventura, California did while working on January 10, 2014:
(• Nothing. The stand was shut down in 2008.)
The following is an accurate account of what Quentin, attendant at the Smartphone Repair kiosk at the Arundel Mills Shopping Center in Bridgeport, CT did while working on January 16, 2014:
• tried to figure out how to make the bullet symbol on his Blackberry
• sucked air in through the space between his lower teeth, causing an irritating half-whistle sound
• looked at the Captain D's online menu
• rapped the lyrics to Tupac's "I Ain't Mad At Cha"
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