Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of January 20, 2014

The following are hashtags that are so unpopular, even @kaseyanthony will have nothing to do with them. Feel free to drop them in your Twitter stream:

#nickelbacksgreatesthits

#washingmyscroatwithlavasoap

#afartjokeindowntonabbey

#barbarabuonoscleavage

#stillplayingthemannheimsteamrollerchristmasalbum

#fantasyfootballcirclejerkfucksports

#newsweeksubscription

#eatingpussylikekobayashi

#frumundacheese

#heidimontagphilosophy

#suckerpunchingpeterdinklage

#squidwardissexy

#enjoyingthislongcartripwithnickiminaj

#plannedparenthood4life

#houndstoothjeggings

#suckingyodaoff

#gothkidswritinggoodpoetry

#vomitingwhiletextinganddriving

#damnyankeesreuniontour

#myfartssmelllikedrakkarnoirseriouslyyoushouldsmellthem