Baby Hideaway Pool?! What the fuck are you talking about?!
Why the hell would baby hideaway in a pool? Everybody knows already that baby enjoys pool, so why would baby go skulking about like a criminal in some shady "hideaway" pool?
Baby enjoys pool. Baby not ashamed of enjoying pool, so fuck you for implying that baby has anything to be ashamed of.
Worse yet, fuck you for implying that baby has found a sneaky way to hide his alleged shame with a hideaway pool.
Baby enjoys pool and will enjoy pool in front of you, the entire viewing public, and the sweet Creator himself if need be.
Baby also having a hard time concentrating with busty woman who is not his Mom leaning over him like that. Making baby nervous.
So fold back the shade of the hideaway pool. Baby got nothing to hide.
Happy New Year from baby, by the way. Drive safe.