The Pathway Of The Righteous Man Is Beset On All Sides By Gatorade Bottles And Decorative Eiffel Tower Clocks

The Pathmark To Hell is Paved With Target Intentions

 

*Whew* You discarded it just in time. That thang fugly.

 

Nothing pays tribute to Whitney Houston quite like a discarded lollipop.

 

 Lock jaw?

 

Personally, I don't see what the buzz is about Nicki Minaj, paper towels or toy garbage trucks.

 

Nothing says "WELCOME" like a terrifying sculpture of a frog wielding an axe.

 

Neither Trayvon Martin nor parmesan cheese belong here.

 

I don't know what an "Ask The Unicorn" button is, but I don't think it belongs near pet food.

 

"I am Five Iron Man!"

Lazy, sad, and imitation.

Coming Soon to the EADJ Crappinema: My Boys Are Good Boys

As part of a double featured DVD of Ida Lupino movies (????), My Boys Are Good Boys crosses the teenage energy of All The Kind Strangers with the heist/scam action of Shell Game, creating a hybrid Crappinema feature that almost guarantees to take a poop in your mouth.


Or maybe it's just a very subversive title about Ida Lupino's boobs.