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Well I just heard the news today
It seems my clothes will have to change
Something my size, to earn my pay
Then food service apparel streams down my face


With sleeves size 18
Under a catering tent
Aprons and serving trays
I'll serve you everything
With sleeves size 18
With sleeves size 18

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the chef I have to be
I'll need a beard net, to dice these chives
We stand in oil, we've created fries

With sleeves size 18

Under the catering tent
Chef hats that are so lightweight
I'll serve you everything

With sleeves size 18
With sleeves size 18