EADJ has learned that Josh Witherspoon spotted The Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson over three weeks ago but neglected to report it. That pretty much amounts to a felony in Illinois.
Josh described being actually "shocked" to see the SFVOSP in the elevator, likening the experience to spotting a celebrity.
Josh's experience adds some stunning new information about the SFVOSP: He apparently is named "Mr. Wood," and he works on the 19th floor, not the 23rd floor as reported before.
Josh's name has now been added to the list of people at the bottom of this page who have spotted The Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson.
(pictured above, Josh's drawing of the SFVOSP, which will be on my refrigerator very soon)
***SFVOSP UDATE***
Andrew Gall also spotted Mister Wood two days ago. Here is his account:
"Fleeting moment with the SFVOSP as he exited the elevator. He was dressed up today, wearing a pink shirt and tie with tan pants. Looked both festive and professional."
EADJ regrets not posting this sooner and now wishes it weren't a felony.
7 comments:
the list of names at the bottom of this page who have spotted the SFVOSP is starting to look a bit like the SFVOSP. coincidence? I think not.
I saw him two days ago and even wrote a writeup that was somehow not approved for posting. This blog's straight slippin.'
Oh yeah, you did, Andrew.
Whoopsie.
Posting.
"weekend warriors freak me out"
You know what freaks me out? Lame anonymous commentators who misuse quotation marks.
"Easter. It's all about Easter."
Easter? Somebody help me!
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