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The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: June Edition

Desmond rocks the Kidnapper/Construction look in a blue plaid and Desert Storm camo combo.

Patricia plays with the colors and textures of a Koopa Troopa.

Nothing telegraphs an aversion to Mondays or a preference for lasagna like a matching Garfield sweatshirt/sneaks combo. FEED ME, JON!

Mr. Roark searches the NJ Transit platform at midnight for fantasies to fulfill on the fly. No takers.

Sikh patriotic combo, dude!

After enchanting the Walgreens lip-liner aisle, the Brown and Yellow Fairy Princess flies away in her Lexus crossover.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

This one could be interpreted a couple of ways, actually.

Love Me Pathmark, Love Me True, Never Let Me Go

These tampons were amongst the "plug ins":

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes or whatever the shit, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• Amazon Prime: A Netflix Original

• Naked Catholic Mass

• We Recreate "Stranger Things" Using Stranger Things Merchandise

• Piano Wire: A Pianist/Assassin Weighs In

• Turducken: A Show Within A Show Within A Show

• Jaws 1, 3, and 5

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week: 

• Jaws 2. 4 and 6

• Foolish Beach: The Unauthorized Debbie Gibson Biography, In Bikinis

• Everything I Did To Your Mother Last Night

• Let's See If This Flushes

• Cooking With The Brönte Sisters

• Furry News

• Bitch, Fleas (a pet grooming show)

• Toddlers React To A Bad Smell

Smecial Dreams Mini-Entry

It's Time To Say Goodbye To More Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Previous stupid entries here.

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-June Edition

No Batter What They Take From Me / They Can’t Take Away My Pathma-ark

This one has more toilet paper than usual.

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract renegotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• The Deadliest Catch: Junior Edition

• Making The Album: "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This" by Crazy Frog (2005)

• Stranger Things, Season 2 (It wasn't the best one, anyway)

• Let's Shake Grandpa Awake For No Reason

• Bailing Out Honey Boo Boo

• A Jeffersons Rerun And It's The Only Episode You've Seen

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:  

• Comedians In Cars Complaining About How No One Puts In The Hard Work Anymore And Automatically Expects An HBO Special After A Couple of Good Shows

• Piranha Whisperer

• Marvel's Cheaper-To-Film Heroes

• 2 Hours of Simon Cowell Frowning At Jugglers Auditioning

• Cardi B Yelling At Some Ferrets

• SHIN!

• Fluffing Pillows With Marshmello

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 

Oh, he's one of those blow-smoke-on-my-album-cover rappers. Yawn.

MAGIC MARKER RENDERED FART!

Who who who cares cares cares.

I wouldn't buy cocaine from these jokers- shit could be baking soda. Heck, I wouldn't buy baking soda from them, either- could be baking soda.

Eye-catching. Creepy. And just barely infringing on copyright. It's perfect.

OPEN ALL NIGHT. Parking in the rear, obv.