The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: June Edition

Desmond rocks the Kidnapper/Construction look in a blue plaid and Desert Storm camo combo.

Patricia plays with the colors and textures of a Koopa Troopa.

Nothing telegraphs an aversion to Mondays or a preference for lasagna like a matching Garfield sweatshirt/sneaks combo. FEED ME, JON!

Mr. Roark searches the NJ Transit platform at midnight for fantasies to fulfill on the fly. No takers.

Sikh patriotic combo, dude!

After enchanting the Walgreens lip-liner aisle, the Brown and Yellow Fairy Princess flies away in her Lexus crossover.

So How Did Tara Do?

"Vipers" was bad. I think everyone involved in the entire pre-production, production, post-production, and marketing of the film knew that. It was never going to run against "Albert Nobbs" or "The Tree of Life," and its premise was about as unremarkable as its main star, a still-pretty but past-her-prime, C-level actress who can't really act. So I went into this one with low expectations and found that it was actually pretty fun making fun of it.

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For that reason alone I placed "Vipers" in the more favorable half of the EADJ Crappinuum. The movie-watching experience was actually not like shoving pine cones in my butthole or stabbing my eye sockets with steak knives. Or stabbing my butthole with steak cones. What is the matter with me.